Animal Matchmaker

Hippo + Porcupine

Rating: D+

If a Hippo and a Porcupine find themselves together they might want to reconsider. This relationship could have some bright spots, but they're probably not worth dealing with everything else.

Friendship

An unwise conjunction

Love

Ludicrous

Sex

A nonsensical idea

Choose two animal personalities from the dropdown lists below, then click "Make a Match" to see how compatible they are. Click on either animal to view their profile.