Rhinoceros

Genus and Species:
Diceros bicornis

Collective Term:
A crash of rhinos

Careers and Hobbies
Policeman
Soldier
Pro-sportsman
Actor
Golf
Gambling
Football
Boxing
Famous Rhinos
OJ Simpson
Mike Tyson
Marge Schott
George Washington

Brawny and self-assured, these cantankerous beasts allow nothing to stand in their way. Unaccountably mistrustful of strangers, rhino personalities perceive themselves to be gentle and reasonable, but even they acknowledge that their periodic bouts of rage need to be brought under control.

Admired by friends for their physical strength and loyalty, their inability to confront their demons inhibits their personal growth and alienates their public. While rhinos are capable of immense passion, the combination of their insecurity and ardor has the potential to become a steamy romance, a masterful creative expression or a terrible explosion of temper.

With such a cantankerous personality the rhino's unpopularity is hardly surprising, and its bullying reputation is carefully cultivated to ensure the solitude it craves. Rhinos prefer staying close to home and never go looking for trouble, but can prove to be dangerous creatures..

Rhinos are proud of their girth and spend a great deal of time bulking up, either in the gym or grazing happily at their favorite restaurant. They have none of the subtlety or intelligence of their elephant colleagues, but do have a gift for smooth talk.

Persuasive when making a point, rhinos spice their conversation with curses and colorful language and have little interest in the finer thing in life. For all their faults, however, they have a uniquely engaging charm and their determination and grit engenders grudging respect from their colleagues.

The rhino's physical prowess makes it ideal for any job requiring strength or intimidation, and they might excel as a bouncer, police officer, or soldier. In their younger days they were in demand as professional athletes, and their combination of speed, strength, and aggression gave them the ability to shine as wrestlers, football players or boxers.

As a businessperson, however, a rhino is less likely to succeed. They have a tendency to be short-sighted, and although they sometimes win through intimidation their lack of foresight ultimately prevents them from achieving the envied financial heights of the lion, tiger, and sable personalities.

(C) Roy Feinson
info@animalinyou.com
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