The Sheep Personality
Sheep Characteristics: Average size • Conservative • Supportive • Punctual • Servile • Boring
Scientific Name: Ovis aries
Collective Term: A flock of sheep
Troublemakers? Not!
The affable and meek nature of the sheep personality evokes some derision from carnivores, but a grudging respect from its fellow herbivores. Sheep have no real defense mechanisms other than the safety of numbers, which is why they huddle in suburbs with like-minded individuals, pooling resources and raising families. They are more religious than most, seeking comfort in the collective reassurance of the church where they are quite content to be labeled as flock. When confronted by obstacles, they hate to make decisions - deferring instead to their partners or religious leaders. While this may help the sheep maintain a superficial sense of wellbeing, it leads to the loss of identity that typifies the sheep persona.
Sheep Need Social Affirmation
Their reputation for lack of vision and ambition is well deserved. Largely disinterested in politics -- viewing it as time taken from work -- sheep respect the law and rarely question authority. This leaves them susceptible to the whims of the canine personalities, who with dominance and leadership are able to change the direction of an entire herd. Like most things in life though, sheep turn this into an advantage by utilizing the protection and guidance provided by these stronger animals.
Physically, sheep are nondescript and uninspiring. Dressing conservatively (in wool coats?), they draw as little attention to themselves as possible. Lacking the bulk and strength of larger animal personalities, they are vulnerable to predatory behavior, and parley their strong herding instinct into a defense mechanism. Safety in numbers and the pooling of resources more than make up for the sheep's vulnerability, and they flourish accordingly.
The Sheep Personality's Career
A prime factor in their success is their ability to concentrate on resource acquisition and money-making. Preferring to let other animals perform the time-consuming jobs of philosophizing and defending the community, they quietly go about building their families.
Sheep are tireless and valued workers with the ability to spend hours on monotonous tasks. Skilled at taking direction, their ability to concentrate makes them outstanding accountants, research assistants or secretaries, but they are rarely found in leadership roles and would even turn down a promotion if it removed them from the safety of the herd.
Sheep in the Pasture
Following the dog, sheep were the first animals to be domesticated around 10,000 B.C. The domestication of the dog may have made this possible by its contribution in controlling the first wild herds, but no one is quite sure which animal is the ancestor of the domestic sheep. It is most likely a species that has since become extinct.
Inherent in the sheep's behavior is its instinct to crowd together when threatened. This behavior produces the sheep's distinctive flocking patterns and makes it an ideal farm animal. As grazers, sheep don't just simply take nutrition from the soil. They can actually restore fertility to otherwise sandy or poor lands, and many farmers use them to increase the value of their property.
Careers & Hobbies
Collection Agent • Accountant • Researcher • Secretary • Assembly worker
Gardening • Basket making • Child rearing • Choir singing
Love & Friendship
Sheep are content to stand in the shadow of their mates and are willing to make sacrifices for the long-term good of the relationship. By living on the deferred happiness plan, they consider boredom and subservience to be necessary evils in a successful relationship.
When problems crop up in their relationships, sheep tend to assume the role of victim and have trouble with confronting their partners directly. However, from their mate's point of view, the sheep is a wonderfully compliant partner whose quiet loyalty and sturdy body make for some wild and wooly nights.
Often attracted to the dog personality -- probably because of its commanding voice and leadership skills -- the sheep's willingness to compromise its sense of tranquility for the powerful benefit of being dominated by the dog, results in a bittersweet alliance. But ultimately this match is ill fated. The over-controlling nature of the dog eventually exhausts the poor sheep, and the relationship simply collapses.
While it might have the occasional affair with a carnivore, the sheep's compulsive need to avoid conflict makes it perfect for a relationship with its second cousin; the mountain goat. Liaisons with deer and prairie dogs are particularly comfortable, as is the bouncy cottontail whose breeding ability satisfies the sheep's most powerful emotional needs.
Famous Sheep Personalities

The Moral Majority
A flock united by faith, authority, and conformity.
The Moral Majority was a political organization of religiously conservative Americans who followed strong pastoral and political leadership, emphasizing group values over individual dissent. Like sheep, its members were bound by collective moral codes, easily mobilized by authoritative voices, and deeply committed to the safety of their social and spiritual herd. The organization thrived on loyalty, tradition, and a clear sense of 'us versus them' against perceived cultural threats.
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Neville Chamberlain
The appeaser who followed the flock straight into disaster.
Waving a piece of paper at Heston Aerodrome in 1938 and declaring "peace for our time," he embodied the sheep's defining impulse: to avoid confrontation at almost any cost, seeking safety in appeasement rather than confrontation. His willingness to hand Czechoslovakia's Sudetenland to Hitler at Munich wasn't mere political miscalculation — it was the sheep's herd instinct in full display, following the path of least resistance while hoping the flock would be spared. Like the sheep personality, he was conscientious and well-meaning, a capable domestic administrator who succeeded in bureaucratic environments, yet profoundly unsuited to the predatory world of fascist aggression. His famous admission — "How horrible, fantastic, incredible it is that we should be digging trenches because of a quarrel in a far-away country" — reveals the sheep's deep discomfort with conflict, even when confronting it is the only path to survival.
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