The Zebra Personality
Scientific Name: Equus burchelli
Collective Term: A stripe of zebra
The Powerful and Loyal Zebra
These strong shouldered quadrupeds are closely related to horse personalities, but since zebras evolved in the competitive environment of the African plains, they've developed a tougher exterior and more aggressive demeanor than their more domesticated cousins.
Those that come into contact with the zebra find it to be a powerfully loyal and intelligent friend. Its black and white nature shuns the gray zones of compromise, and its decided idealism is incapable of accepting defeat in an argument. Zebras find it difficult to be punctual when it comes to meeting commitments that have little value to them, and close examination of this trait reveals the subtle arrogance that pervades the zebra's personality.
The Zebra Personality's Social Approach
While its behavior might be construed as selfish, the zebra is generally appalled to discover that others may perceive it to be egotistical, because zebras always expect to be given the benefit of the doubt. They are perpetually on the offensive when it comes to setting the record straight with regard to their motives.
Wild and untamable, zebras have quite an aggressive streak and their enormous self-confidence gives them an unusually swaggering gait. Quick to anger, a zebra's temper often gets the better of it and they are considered so volatile that even lion personalities will think twice before accosting them. However, they rarely initiate confrontations, and tend to be peaceable and self-contained if left alone. Zebras have a tendency to view the world in black and white and have a strong sense of right and wrong. Unlike their horse cousins, they are unwilling to be saddled with the burdens of others and insist that everyone carry his or her own weight.
The Zebra Personality's Career
Once the zebra's mind is made up, it is difficult to shift its position, which explains its reputation for stubbornness. This reputation is somewhat unfounded however, since the zebra's opinions are only formed after deliberate and logical consideration. This analytical thinking primes them for careers in science, engineering, accounting and football refereeing.
Zebras' strong sense of justice makes them ideal for careers in the legal system, including police work or law, while their ability to endure a long race might bring them success in politics. Their love for things tangible makes it unlikely that they'll excel in the arts, and a distaste for physical labor makes zebras largely unsuitable for blue-collar jobs.
Zebras in the Wild
Zebras are differentiated from horses and asses by the distinctive stripes on their bodies.
Only recently settled was the debate about whether the zebra's stripes are white on black or black on white. (It has black stripes on a white background.)
Zebras are aggressive and protect themselves and their young when attacked. It is only herbivore known to use its teeth as weapons; a kick from its powerful hindquarters is quite capable shattering a lion's jaw.
A species of zebra known as the quagga has a sad story. Hunted into extinction by South African settlers in the mid-1800s, it was not until the last quagga was shot that anyone realized that it was even endangered. Zoos requesting replacement animals were shocked to be informed, "We can't seem to find any."
Careers & Hobbies
Scientist • Accountant• Referee • Lawyer/Judge
Basketball • Tennis • Karaoke • Horse-riding
Love & Friendship
You should never flirt with a zebra unless you mean it. This highly sexual beast is always on the lookout for a causal relationship and even an offhanded encouragement will stampede the zebra's libido into a full gallop. But zebras don't expect sex to provide them with any kind of meaningful relationship; it serves simply as a sensory indulgence to distract them from their busy and competitive lives.
There's no such thing as a wishy-washy relationship with a zebra, and although they have a rather blasé attitude toward sex, they always take their mating duties very seriously. But as a partner, they can prove to be a handful. Compliant enough when it comes to trivial issues, they tend to take unassailable stances on matters of family strategy... where the children go to school, how they are disciplined, and who will handle the purse strings are not issues for debate. The zebra knows best.
The challenge is to find a mate that can equal its intensity and ambition. Few animal personalities meet these standards however, and the zebra's best bet is with the herbivorous sable, horse, and deer personalities. Relationships with traditional rivals, including lions, tigers, and wolves should be avoided.
Best Mates For a Zebra
Famous Zebra Personalities
Maximilien Robespierre
Rigid idealist who saw the world in black and white.
Robespierre was defined by an uncompromising, absolute moral framework — virtue or death, revolutionary purity or the guillotine — a textbook black-and-white thinker who could not tolerate ambiguity or deviation from his principles. His stubborn idealism and analytical mind drove the French Revolution forward, but his refusal to accept nuance or compromise ultimately consumed allies and enemies alike during the Terror. Like the zebra, he carried a subtle arrogance, always expecting his vision to be validated, and remained loyal to his ideals even as those ideals destroyed him.
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Leo Tolstoy
A moral absolutist who wrestled the world into black and white.
Tolstoy was a fiercely principled thinker who divided existence into stark moral categories — right and wrong, authentic and corrupt — and would not compromise his convictions even when they cost him his family, his wealth, and his social standing. Like the zebra, he was stubbornly idealistic and analytically intense, forever arguing his position with a subtle arrogance, certain that his vision of truth was the correct one. His late-life rejection of property, the Church, and his own literary fame in pursuit of a pure moral life is the quintessential zebra move: principled to the point of self-destruction.
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Karl Marx
Black-and-white thinker who never compromised his ideological principles.
Karl Marx was a fiercely principled idealist who saw the world in stark, uncompromising terms — the bourgeoisie versus the proletariat, exploitation versus liberation — with no grey area tolerated. He was stubborn and analytical to his core, spending decades in poverty rather than abandoning his theoretical framework, most famously producing Das Kapital after years of obsessive research in the British Museum. Marx carried a subtle intellectual arrogance, always expecting that history itself would vindicate him, and fought relentlessly in arguments — whether with rival socialists, anarchists, or capitalist economists — refusing ever to concede defeat.
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Jim Caviezel
Principled, black-and-white thinker who never backs down from conviction.
Jim Caviezel is known for an almost rigid moral and spiritual conviction — most famously enduring real physical suffering during the filming of 'The Passion of the Christ' as a statement of faith, and openly refusing roles that conflict with his Catholic beliefs at significant career cost. He is fiercely idealistic and operates in absolutes, publicly defending controversial positions on faith and politics with no apparent desire for social approval. Like the zebra, he is stubborn, principled, and quietly expects the world to recognize the integrity behind his choices.
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