The free-spirited albatross craves romantic adventure and emotional openness, while the crocodile treats feelings like inconvenient weather — something to wait out patiently. As friends, they have little use for each other; as lovers, the albatross will eventually realize they're pouring warmth into a cold swamp. The one place these two don't completely miss each other is in the bedroom, where the crocodile's controlled intensity briefly matches the albatross's hunger for something real.
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