Albatross + Vulture

Blazing chemistry, zero future — the vulture will wait anyway.

The albatross soars in on irresistible energy, and the patient vulture is more than happy to circle and wait for the right moment — producing combustible sexual tension that neither saw coming. But the free-spirited wanderer has no interest in being someone's long-term investment, and the vulture's calculating patience reads to them as a cage being slowly assembled. Great for a memorable night; terrible for anything that requires showing up twice.

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