Albatross + Weasel

The wanderer who never noticed they were being played.

The albatross drifts in on the wind, romantically self-sufficient and blissfully unguarded — which is precisely what makes them such an easy mark for the weasel's particular brand of charm. What looks like connection is often the weasel working an angle, while the albatross is already half-gone, eyes on the horizon. These two can orbit each other with genuine intrigue, but trust lands about as reliably as a feather in a crosswind.

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