Baboon + Baboon

Two Alphas Enter. Nobody Leaves In Charge.

When two baboons get together, the result is either a thunderous power couple or a full-contact sport — sometimes both on the same Tuesday. Nobody's backing down, nobody's shutting up, and the social calendar will be aggressively overbooked by Wednesday. The good news: they genuinely understand each other's need to dominate a room, which is basically baboon foreplay. The bad news: understanding it and tolerating it are very different things, and these two will test that distinction repeatedly.

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