Baboon + Badger

Great In Bed, Disaster Everywhere Else

The Baboon and Badger share an undeniable physical chemistry that could fog up windows from fifty yards — but once they catch their breath, the trouble starts. Baboons thrive on social spectacle and crowd approval, while Badgers would rather dig a hole and pull the dirt in after them. As friends, they can make it work in small, carefully managed doses — the Badger grudgingly admires the Baboon's charisma, the Baboon secretly respects the Badger's backbone. Romantically, though, this is less a love story and more a recurring argument with occasional fireworks.

Try Another Match