Baboon + Bat

Great Friends, Terrible Lovers, Worse Bedfellows

The Baboon and the Bat make for a surprisingly lively friendship — one brings the party, the other brings the weird conspiracy theories, and somehow it works. But romance? The Bat's brooding nocturnal intensity crashes hard against the Baboon's loud, social, sunlight-loving chaos. And in the bedroom, let's just say these two have fundamentally different ideas about what a good time looks like — one wants fireworks, the other wants a cave. Stay friends, save yourselves.

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