Baboon + Dolphin

Great Pals, Terrible Lovers — Shocker.

The baboon and dolphin make surprisingly solid friends — one brings the chaos, the other brings the charm, and somehow it works at a dinner party. But romance? The dolphin's need for deep emotional connection crashes hard against the baboon's idea of intimacy, which mostly involves loud opinions and zero introspection. In bed, things are passable but ultimately hollow — like a really good trailer for a movie that disappoints. Keep this one firmly in the friend zone and everyone goes home happy.

Try Another Match