Baboon + Horse

Best Friends, Questionable Bedfellows

The baboon and horse are the kind of friends who finish each other's sentences, split the bar tab evenly, and genuinely make each other better. The baboon's chaos energy finds a surprisingly willing audience in the horse's adventurous, free-spirited nature — these two can party. But when it comes to romance, the baboon's loud, socially frenetic world starts to chafe against the horse's need for open space and quiet dignity. In bed, the chemistry is hit-or-miss: sometimes electric, sometimes the horse is already asleep while the baboon is still telling jokes.

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