Baboon + Mountain Goat

One Climbs Mountains, One Just Makes Noise

The mountain goat's serene, sure-footed independence is a direct affront to the baboon's need for an audience, drama, and preferably a standing ovation. Friendship is a coin flip — catch the baboon on a good day and they're the life of the party; catch them on a bad one and the goat will quietly disappear up a cliff face. Romantically, these two will spend more time baffling each other than bonding, though behind closed doors the baboon's uninhibited energy and the goat's surprising stamina make for a genuinely interesting experiment. Just don't expect the morning after to be any less confusing than the night before.

Try Another Match