Baboon + Peacock

All Feathers, No Function

The Peacock struts in expecting applause; the Baboon struts in expecting a fight — and somehow, both get what they came for. These two can spark a genuinely entertaining friendship, as long as neither needs to be the center of attention for more than five minutes. Romantically, it's a coin flip between passionate chaos and mutual exhaustion. As for the bedroom? Let's just say the Peacock's elaborate display loses its magic when the Baboon has already moved on to throwing things.

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