Baboon + Porcupine

Great Pals, Prickly Lovers, Spicy Bedmates

The baboon's loud, social chaos is the perfect foil for the porcupine's defensive solitude — as friends, they balance each other out beautifully, the baboon dragging the porcupine into the world while the porcupine quietly judges everyone they meet. Romantically, though, the baboon's need for constant attention will repeatedly impale itself on the porcupine's very real emotional quills — this is a partnership that requires serious patience and a thick skin, which is ironic given who's who here. Between the sheets, however, something clicks: the porcupine's surprisingly intense private side meets the baboon's uninhibited enthusiasm, and the results are considerably more exciting than either would publicly admit.

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