Baboon + Prairie Dog

Loud Meets Cautious: Someone's Getting Trampled

The baboon barrels through life like a one-primate parade, all swagger and noise, while the prairie dog is busy building an elaborate underground system of anxiety tunnels. As friends, they can occasionally find common ground — the baboon entertains, the prairie dog worries about the entertainment. Romantically, though, this pairing is less 'opposites attract' and more 'opposites exhaust each other into separate zip codes.' The prairie dog will spend most of the relationship waiting for the baboon to calm down, and the baboon will die waiting for the prairie dog to loosen up.

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