Baboon + Rhino

A Crash Course in Mutual Irritation

The baboon lives for social drama, political maneuvering, and the sweet thrill of an audience — none of which the rhino has any patience for whatsoever. The rhino, meanwhile, charges through life with all the subtlety of a freight train, which the baboon finds both boorish and deeply unsexy. Romantically, this pairing is essentially a nature documentary about two animals who should never share a habitat. They might tolerate each other at a party, but only if the party is very large and they're on opposite ends of it.

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