Baboon + Swan

Beauty and the Beast: Minus the Magic

The swan glides through life on elegance and poise, while the baboon crashes the party with loud opinions and zero apologies. As friends, they can occasionally amuse each other — the baboon makes the swan laugh against its better judgment, and the swan gives the baboon a fleeting glimpse of sophistication. Romantically, though, this pairing is basically a nature documentary waiting to happen — and not the heartwarming kind. The swan wants poetry and candlelit dinners; the baboon wants to eat the candles.

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