Baboon + Vulture

Great Pals, Terrible Lovers — No Exceptions

The baboon's loud, chaotic energy makes the vulture laugh — from a safe distance. As friends, this works surprisingly well: the baboon brings the drama, and the vulture swoops in with the deadpan commentary. But romantically? The baboon wants passion and play, while the vulture prefers to circle patiently and wait for something to die — which, in this pairing, is usually the relationship. Keep this one firmly in the 'drinking buddies' category and back away slowly from the rest.

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