Baboon + Walrus

Loud Meets Immovable: Someone's Losing Sleep

The baboon brings chaos, color, and a social calendar that would exhaust a cruise director, while the walrus is perfectly content to park on a rock and call it a week. There's a grudging curiosity between these two — the walrus finds the baboon vaguely entertaining, the way one finds a house fire entertaining. Romantically, they can make it work if the baboon agrees to occasionally sit still and the walrus agrees to occasionally stand up. Between the sheets, however, this is less of a duet and more of a scheduling conflict with biological consequences.

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