Baboon + Weasel

Chaos Loves Company, But At What Cost?

The baboon's loud, theatrical swagger and the weasel's slippery, scheming charm make for a genuinely entertaining friendship — think buddy comedy with occasional property damage. Romantically, however, things get thornier: the baboon wants an audience, and the weasel wants an angle, which means both are performing for crowds that don't quite exist. Between the sheets there's enough raw, mischievous energy to keep things interesting, but pillow talk will inevitably devolve into someone trying to negotiate terms. These two are better as partners in crime than partners in life.

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