Baboon + Zebra

Great Drinking Buddies, Questionable Life Partners

The baboon and zebra make for a lively friendship — one brings the chaos, the other brings the herd mentality, and somehow it works at a party. But romance? The baboon's loud, scheming, bottom-sniffing energy tends to make the zebra's skin crawl after about three dates. In bed, the zebra wants safety and rhythm while the baboon just wants to make it weird. Keep this one firmly in the 'fun friend' column and nobody gets hurt.

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