Badger + Badger

Two Badgers Walk Into A War Zone

When two badgers pair up, the result is either an unstoppable power couple or a turf war that ends with someone's belongings on the lawn. Both are stubborn, territorial, and allergic to being told what to do — which is fine, until they need to agree on literally anything. The good news: mutual respect runs deep, and two badgers will defend each other with the same ferocity they'd otherwise aim *at* each other. Just establish whose burrow is whose, and for the love of god, don't touch their stuff.

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