Badger + Crocodile

Stubborn Meets Sinister: Run.

The badger storms into every situation with righteous fury and an opinion about everything, while the crocodile simply waits, cold-eyed and patient, for the right moment to strike. As friends, they might occasionally respect each other's sheer nerve — but mostly they'll just irritate each other into oblivion. Romantically? The crocodile sees the badger as a noisy snack, and the badger sees the crocodile as a sociopath in a nice suit. This pairing doesn't so much crash and burn as it never bothers to take off.

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