Badger + Hippo

A Collision Course With No Survivors

The badger storms through life with aggressive, territorial energy, and the hippo lumbers along with bulldozing stubbornness — together, they're less a couple and more a natural disaster. Both are convinced they're right about everything, which means every conversation is basically two brick walls arguing. Romantically, the badger's bristling intensity will grate on the hippo's thin-skinned pride until someone inevitably says something unforgivable. These two are better appreciated from a safe distance — preferably a different continent.

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