Badger + Horse

Great Pals, Mediocre Lovers, Forgettable Bedmates

The Badger and Horse make surprisingly solid friends — the Horse's free-spirited optimism is just the thing to occasionally pry the Badger out of their underground bunker of grievances. But romance? The Horse wants to gallop toward the horizon while the Badger wants to dig in, fortify the perimeter, and file a complaint. In bed, the Horse's enthusiasm meets the Badger's exacting standards, and neither walks away particularly impressed. Cherish this one as a friendship and leave the rest well enough alone.

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