Badger + Rhino

A Collision Course With No Survivors

The badger digs in, the rhino charges through — together, they're less a relationship and more a demolition derby with feelings. Both are stubborn to the point of legend, and neither has ever met a compromise they didn't immediately dismiss. The badger's sharp tongue will find every crack in the rhino's thick hide, and the rhino's bulldozing style will send the badger straight back underground. This pairing doesn't so much flame out as crater.

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