Badger + Walrus

Stubborn Meets Stubborn. Nobody Wins.

The badger charges in with relentless energy and a chip on its shoulder, while the walrus lumbers through life at its own magnificent, unmovable pace — and neither one is about to change for the other. As friends, they can find a grudging mutual respect, bonded by sheer bloody-mindedness. But romantically? This is two immovable objects sharing a couch and arguing about the thermostat until the end of time. The sparks in the bedroom are the kind that come from two rocks grinding together — more geology than chemistry.

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