Bat + Elephant

One Flies at Night, One Never Forgets

The Bat flits through life on instinct and improvisation, while the Elephant lumbers forward on memory, tradition, and an unshakeable sense of dignity — which is a polite way of saying these two will drive each other absolutely crazy. The Bat's erratic, nocturnal energy reads as chaos to the Elephant, who prefers a well-worn path and a sensible bedtime. Romantically, this pairing has all the chemistry of a library and a mosh pit. They might manage a decent friendship if the Elephant learns to laugh and the Bat learns to land, but don't hold your breath on either count.

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