Bat + Rhino

A Crash Course in Incompatibility

The bat flits through life on intuition and nocturnal whimsy, while the rhino charges forward with all the subtlety of a freight train with a grudge. Romantically, these two are less 'opposites attract' and more 'opposites file a restraining order.' The bat needs nuance, mystery, and space to hang upside down and think — none of which the rhino has any patience for. The bedroom might offer a brief ceasefire, but don't mistake a physical spark for a foundation, because there isn't one.

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