Bat + Warthog

Echolocation Won't Help You Here, Bat

The bat's sophisticated, nocturnal sensitivity meets the warthog's blunt, charge-first philosophy — and the results are about as graceful as you'd expect. As friends, these two will spend most of their time wondering how the other one functions in polite society. Romantically, there's a strange gravitational pull here, probably because opposites occasionally lose their minds and fall for each other. Just keep the lights off, because the less the bat analyzes the warthog's lifestyle choices, the better this thing goes.

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