Bear + Deer

Great In Bed, Terrible Everywhere Else

The Bear and the Deer have absolutely no business being in a relationship — and yet, here they are, tearing up the sheets like it's the last night on Earth. Outside the bedroom, the Bear's blunt, domineering style sends the sensitive Deer bolting for the tree line, while the Deer's skittish indecision makes the Bear want to hibernate permanently. As friends, they'd struggle to agree on where to grab coffee. As lovers, they'd struggle to get out of bed long enough to find out.

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