Bear + Mole

One Wants the World, One Wants a Hole

The Bear stomps through life with grand ambitions and a social calendar packed tighter than a picnic basket, while the Mole is happiest tunneling through a quiet, solitary existence underground — preferably undisturbed by anyone, ever. As friends, they can occasionally surface for a decent conversation, but the Bear's booming energy will eventually feel like a jackhammer to the Mole's carefully constructed peace. Romantically and sexually, this pairing has all the chemistry of soil and sunshine — technically they exist in the same world, but one of them is actively trying to avoid it. The Bear deserves a partner who shows up; the Mole deserves someone who doesn't.

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