Bear + Sheep

The Sheep Wandered Into the Wrong Cave

The Bear wants to hibernate in peace; the Sheep wants to talk about feelings until spring. One craves solitude and dominance, the other craves reassurance and a cuddle schedule — it's less a relationship and more a hostage situation. The Bear will steamroll the Sheep's gentle sensibilities without even noticing, while the Sheep will quietly bleat into the void wondering what went wrong. Romantically awkward, sexually a non-starter, and spiritually exhausting for everyone involved.

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