Bear + Snake

Cold Blood Meets Warm Fur, Nobody Wins

The Bear wants a cozy den, a loyal companion, and maybe a nice salmon dinner. The Snake wants... well, whatever the Snake wants, and it's probably not what you think. Romantically, this pairing has all the warmth of a reptile in January — which is to say, none. They might manage a decent friendship if the Bear learns to stop expecting the Snake to care, and the Snake learns to stop treating the Bear like furniture.

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