Beaver + Beaver

Two Beavers, One Dam, Zero Compromises

When two Beavers move in together, the result is either a masterpiece of domestic engineering or a passive-aggressive battle over whose spreadsheet is correct. Both meticulous, industrious, and quietly convinced they're the only competent person in any room, they'll either build an empire together or spend eternity debating the optimal way to load a dishwasher. The good news: the bills are always paid, the gutters are always clean, and the sex is probably scheduled but surprisingly efficient. The bad news: spontaneity has filed for divorce and moved to another zip code.

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