Beaver + Cassowary

The blueprint meets the bomb — someone's getting buried.

The beaver arrives with color-coded plans and a five-year timeline; the cassowary arrives with attitude and zero patience for either. What the beaver calls 'quality control,' the cassowary calls 'a personal attack,' and it goes downhill fast from there. These two can just about tolerate each other from a safe distance, but romance? The cassowary will have kicked down the beaver's dam long before date three.

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