Beaver + Peacock

One Builds Dams, One Just Admires Themselves

The beaver arrives with a blueprint and a five-year plan; the peacock arrives with a mirror and an entourage. As friends, they can just about tolerate each other — the beaver gets things done while the peacock takes credit, which is annoying but functional. Romantically, though, this is a slow-motion disaster: the beaver wants a sturdy, practical partnership, while the peacock wants an audience that never stops applauding. The beaver will eventually hand the peacock a to-do list, and the peacock will use it as a fan.

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