Beaver + Rhino

Built to Last, But Not Together

The beaver arrives with blueprints, timelines, and a color-coded spreadsheet; the rhino arrives with a bad attitude and zero interest in your spreadsheet. As friends, they can occasionally find common ground — usually when the rhino needs something built and the beaver needs someone to stop asking questions. Romantically, however, this pairing has all the chemistry of a hardware store and a demolition crew: technically related, but one is always undoing the other's work. The beaver will eventually conclude the rhino is a fixer-upper with no permit for improvement, and the rhino will have already stopped listening.

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