Beaver + Snake

Great in Bed, Disasters Everywhere Else

The Beaver wants to build a life together — the Snake just wants to see what's inside the Beaver's house before slithering off. Between the sheets, these two generate enough heat to melt steel, but outside the bedroom, the Snake's silky evasiveness drives the industrious Beaver absolutely nuts. Friendship is a stretch: Beavers keep receipts, and Snakes don't believe in commitments. Enjoy the fireworks, but don't let the Beaver start picking out furniture.

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