Beaver + Vulture

Nature's Odd Couple, And Not In A Good Way

The beaver shows up with blueprints, a five-year plan, and a strong opinion about load-bearing walls. The vulture shows up... eventually... once everything's already fallen apart. Where the beaver builds with meticulous, tireless precision, the vulture prefers to circle patiently and pick through the remains — which is basically the beaver's worst nightmare made flesh. Romantically, this pairing has the energy of a contractor who keeps finding the homeowner has eaten the foundation; sexually, we're just going to leave that image there and let it do its work.

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