Beaver + Weasel

The Dam Builder Meets Its Worst Nightmare

The beaver arrives with blueprints, a five-year plan, and a strong opinion about load-bearing walls. The weasel arrives to steal the blueprints. What starts as an unlikely attraction — the beaver fascinated by the weasel's slippery charm, the weasel eyeing the beaver's impressive assets — quickly curdles once the beaver realizes their meticulously organized life is being quietly dismantled from the inside. Friendship is simply out of the question, and anything beyond a brief romantic flirtation is a structural hazard the beaver cannot afford.

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