Bison + Crocodile

Ancient, Stubborn, and Completely Wrong Together

The bison is a principled, community-minded soul who believes in hard work and the greater good. The crocodile is a cold-blooded opportunist who's been perfecting the art of ambush since the Mesozoic era. Romantically, these two have about as much chemistry as a prairie and a swamp — technically both outdoors, but that's where the similarities end. In bed? One of them would rather eat the other than cuddle.

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