Bison + Dolphin

The Prairie Meets the Ocean — Awkwardly

The bison is a stoic, no-nonsense creature of habit who'd rather charge through a problem than talk about their feelings for three hours — which is unfortunate, because the dolphin has exactly three hours of feelings scheduled for today. Friendship can work in small doses, usually when the dolphin needs grounding and the bison needs someone to remember their birthday. Romantically, though, this pairing has all the chemistry of a dusty field and a tidal wave — impressive forces, completely incompatible ecosystems. The bison wants stability; the dolphin wants depth, play, and emotional acrobatics the bison simply didn't sign up for.

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