Bison + Fox

Great Grazing Buddies, Terrible Bedfellows

The bison's straightforward, herd-minded stoicism and the fox's slippery, scheming cleverness can make for an oddly entertaining friendship — think gentle giant tolerating a wisecracking sidekick. But romantically? The fox will run circles around the bison until the bison stops running altogether and just stares blankly into the middle distance. The fox needs a sparring partner who can keep up with the mental gymnastics, and the bison needs someone who won't make them feel like they're constantly being outsmarted at their own dinner table. In bed, there's a flicker of curiosity, but it burns out faster than the fox's attention span.

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