Bison + Hippo

Big, Stubborn, and Somehow It Works

A bison and a hippo walk into a relationship — and somehow neither of them budges, yet neither of them leaves. These two immovable forces share a deep respect for strength, loyalty, and the sacred right to be left alone until they're ready to talk. Romantically, they're not exactly writing poetry for each other, but they don't need to — they communicate in grunts, gestures, and showing up when it counts. Just don't expect either one to apologize first, because you'll be waiting until the grass grows back.

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