Bison + Horse

Best Friends Who Shouldn't Share a Bed

The Bison and Horse are the kind of soul-matched companions who finish each other's sentences and would absolutely die for one another — just don't expect the dying to happen in the bedroom. As friends, these two are an unstoppable force of loyalty, adventure, and mutual respect, the kind of duo that other animals quietly envy. Romantically, they can make it work with some patience and a good therapist. But sexually? Let's just say the Horse is ready to gallop and the Bison is still deciding whether to leave the pasture.

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