Bison + Otter

The Prairie Wall Meets the Splash Zone

The bison is a stoic, no-nonsense force of nature who considers 'spontaneous fun' a personal attack, while the otter is basically a golden retriever who learned to juggle. As friends, they can make it work in small doses — the otter entertains, the bison endures. But romantically? The otter will spend years trying to get the bison to play, and the bison will spend years wishing the otter would sit down. This pairing is less a love story and more a documentary about incompatible vacation preferences.

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