Bison + Rooster

Big Thunder Meets Bigger Mouth

The bison is a slow-moving, stoic force of nature who'd rather graze in peace than argue about paint colors — which is unfortunate, because the rooster has opinions about everything and will share them all before breakfast. As friends, there's a grudging respect: the bison provides ballast, the rooster provides entertainment, and occasionally they manage not to drive each other insane. Romantically, however, this is a disaster waiting to happen — the rooster's need for drama and applause crashes headlong into the bison's thunderous indifference. In bed, the rooster is already crowing about the experience before the bison has even decided to show up.

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