Bison + Sea Lion

Land Meets Sea, Awkwardness Ensues

The bison is a no-nonsense, heads-down powerhouse who'd rather charge through a problem than talk about feelings, while the sea lion is a charming, applause-hungry showboat who thinks everything is a performance. As friends, they can make it work — the bison tolerates the sea lion's antics, and the sea lion drags the bison out of its rut occasionally. Romantically, it's a slow grind of mismatched needs and mild mutual bafflement. In the bedroom, the bison's idea of passion and the sea lion's idea of passion are basically two different species — which, come to think of it, they are.

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